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Your name is KIMURA. You are the MUN of a set of THREE DIFFERENT TIMELINE VERSIONS OF A SELF-INSERT. You have recently finished SPLITTING your ROLEPLAYING SHENANIGANS into a separate blog, leaving this one as your PERSONAL BLOG for all manner of RANDOM REBLOGS AND OTHER SHENANIGANS.
Your CHUMHANDLE is still creeperPuncher, though due to SBDICKS and LOST PAWNS, you tend to be on stealthyCalligrapher more often lately. As proven on a nigh-daily basis, you are the SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL PROCRASTINATOR, and you really wish you weren't.
(Will clean the blog theme up here soon, there's still leftover RP info pages to hide...)
This comic came out in January 2003 in the Cartoon Cartoon serie. It was meant as an introduction to Codename : Kids Next Door. It was signed by the P.T.O.O.E.Y. : they appear themselves in one episode as one time villains only.
I wonder how the adults were capable to get those pictures… The only time we learn that Numbuh One was born in England was mentioned in the show, it was in season 6. I love the fact the writers stayed true to those information about Nigel running away when there’s to much trouble xD. Also, a lot of people think Father was mentioned in Operation : Z.O.O., while it was in fact in Operation : C.A.N.N.O.N. . And then, there’s me, an intellectual : mmmmmh….. Actually it was in the comics *whistles*
Honestly, I would have like to see the story behind Numbuh Two crashing through his room :/ The Delightful Children are cracking up a joke ? On Numbuh Two’s file ? Should I put this thing on my list of foreshadowings ?
I like to think Numbuh Three keeps a joyfull behaviour in order to not fell into depression
*facepalm* Even the villains REALISE ¾ is a thing.
I don’t know what to say.
I don’t know about you guys, but I thought the mission prep room was somewhere else. The place they’re showing can be seen in Operation : K.I.S.S. for exemple : it’s a huuuuge living room-like place, soooo….
The writers mentioned they wanted to do something with the animal-looking villains, but it was never explored, so we will never know why and how Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibs look like that.
The Delightful Children get ROASTED!!!
Kids nowadays will never have the chance to experience the good old checkboard Cartoon Network….. Aaahhhhh…. Growing up sucks.
tonight I saw a production of Titus Andronicus put on in the parking lot of a brewery on four rehearsals you guys wanna hear about it?
So first of all that is not an exaggeration: they had a first readthrough, two rehearsals, and then final dress. Whenever someone inevitably fucked up and had to call for line, the audience had to drink. It was free admission, put on by a bunch of professional actors on their night off, and it was fucking hilarious (not usually a term you associate with titus andronicus, but I digress) It was also completely gender-blind casting – Titus was a woman, and absolutely killed it
Also, the audience was given red confetti (to throw when someone died), and gummy severed fingers (just for the hell of it)
Some particularly notable moments (under the readmore because this got longer than expected)
In the very beginning where Saturninus and Bassianus are arguing, Saturninus entered and climbed atop a scaffolding on the stage in a frankly unnecessarily sexy manner while Bassianus situated himself on top of the cab of a freight truck pulled up to the brewery’s loading dock and shouted back at him
Saturninus in general was just flamboyant and sassy as all hell and shouted back at the audience when they booed him
There were guts spilled at several points and they appeared to be pantyhose filled with marshmallows
The costuming was just what people had on hand mostly, with the romans in white and the goths in black
memorably, Lucius spent the whole play wearing an open bathrobe as a cape, a bandana tied around his head, and carrying a katana and a modern-ass normal hatchet
the goths were entirely in leather pants and bondage gear, regardless of gender
When Chiron and Demetrius throw Bassianus’ body into a pit they just sort of yote him into an inflatable kiddie pool full of upholstery foam that they had awkwardly dragged onstage with them
Quintus and Martius were played by two actresses in fake moustaches and chest hair, putting on the most absurd italian mobster voices
My ex was in this show as a messenger who shows up briefly and after that he just came and sat in the audience and gave me a beer from the beer-holster belt that was part of his costume for some reason
Another messenger is supposed to show up on horseback near the end and she galloped in wearing one of those onesies that has the front half of a stuffed unicorn sticking out and the person’s legs are the back legs
The midwife who comes in holding Aaron’s son was a large man in a sexy nurse outfit
The archery scene involved the relevant characters catapulting t-shirts that said “saturninus sucks” into the audience
“Enter Demetrius, Chiron, and Tamora, disguised” was Tamora wearing an eye patch and one of those crinkly fabric capes that has sticks in the sides so it can look like wings, Chiron wearing fishnets and a belly dancing scarf around her waist, and Demetrius wearing the same kind of scarf diagonally across his chest with one tiddy out. three Very Good Looks tbh
In one particularly heated moment of that scene titus kissed tamora angrily and demetrius (who was making comments to the audience members he was crouching near) was like “!!!! she kissed my mom!!!!!!!” and then more quietly “….im into it” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
After Saturninus was killed, a bucket of the blood and organs of chiron and demetrius was poured over him and the actor looked a combination of dead inside and trying not to laugh
When I was leaving I passed Demetrius smoking weed behind the building
last but not least, I just find this portion of the cast list to be unreasonably funny:
For @wackomcgoose Sorry its a day late, but I got super busy with irl stuff. I took this in a slighly different direct than your prompt. I hope that’s okay! Part of the @hwdevents / @hetaliawritersdiscord
The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy
Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)
Girls supporting Girls.
Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.
If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.
This is the Black Knight, an unknown object orbiting Earth. Ufologists believe it is of extraterrestrial origin and it is believed to be approximately 13,000 years old.
Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.
But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.
The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.
However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.
The party has been trapped in the Tomb of the Nine Gods for what seems like months. They’re all slowly losing it, and the bard (who has been suffering from long-term madness and horrific stress) wakes up to find his remaining party members cursed. The paladin is slowly transforming into a humanoid goat, while the fighter wakes up with her left eye transformed into a cat’s eye.
Bard (me): Are you fucking kidding me? She wakes up with a cat eye, you wake up with fur all over you.
Fighter: It’s not a big deal.
Paladin: What are you pretending to be today, Charon?
Bard: SANE.
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